Following the overwhelming response¹ to last year’s Flypaper Thanksgiving Special, “What Happens When You Replace Microphones with Turkey Legs?”, we knew there was only one way our readers would want to spend their holiday weekend. So here, back by popular demand,² is the second installment of our beloved series on turkey leg microphones (this year, with bonus turkey leg guitars!)
1, 2: Exactly one person asked for this. I’ll use any excuse to take on a bad photoshop project.
Turkey leg Rick roll.
Hello. Can you hear me?
Justin Bieber isn’t sharing with Diplo and Skrillex.
Ariana Grande thinks hers looks almost as enticing as a donut.
Beyoncé is ready for some festive payback.
Bon Iver laments the transformation of his guitar into turkey.
Devo brought all the fixin’s.
Drake does not want you coming after his turkey leg.
Frank Ocean is not pleased by this development.
Hamilton is not giving away his shot (at seconds).
The Schuyler Sister hold their turkey legs aloft.
Kid Rock dances with his.
Lady Gaga gets dramatic about turkey.
Commander in Chef.
Reggie Watts hams up his turkey.
Solange takes a quiet moment to reflect on her turkey leg.
Shhh, Sia still thinks it’s a regular microphone.
Chance the Rapper is stoked.
Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to get through this thing called life. Electric word, life. It means forever and that’s a mighty long time. But I’m here to tell you, there’s something else: The afterworld. A world of never ending happiness. You can always see the sun, day or night.