For the past two years, I’ve celebrated my favorite holiday by photoshopping turkey legs in place of microphones. The conceit being — naturally — that singing looks like eating. But no more! Because you know what else singing looks like? Yelling. And what do we inevitably spend this holiday doing (or wishing we were doing)? Yelling at our families.
So to celebrate the heartiest of family traditions, we’ve sat some of the year’s biggest recording artists down to a delicious, yet fraught, holiday celebration with their beloved, pretend families.
Ah, stars. They’re just like us.
These two are obviously still at it.
Nicki wishes everyone would just shut up for one dang minute.
Zayn’s all, “OK, kid, we get it.”
Cardi B makes a sick turkey.
St. Vincent’s face hurts from smiling.
Post Malone is not here for your sweet family photo.
Bruno Mars sneaks a swig of gravy to help deal.
If we can’t break them up in real life, we can at least have them fight at the dinner table.
Sam Smith isn’t angry… he’s just disappointed.
Pink. Is. Over. It.
Migos came for the turkey, not to make friends.
Ed Sheeran has had enough, Grandma.
You’re giving DJ Khaled a headache.