Famous Musicians Fighting with Their Pretend Families over Thanksgiving Dinner

For the past two years, I’ve celebrated my favorite holiday by photoshopping turkey legs in place of microphones. The conceit being — naturally — that singing looks like eating. But no more! Because you know what else singing looks like? Yelling. And what do we inevitably spend this holiday doing (or wishing we were doing)? Yelling at our families.

So to celebrate the heartiest of family traditions, we’ve sat some of the year’s biggest recording artists down to a delicious, yet fraught, holiday celebration with their beloved, pretend families.

Ah, stars. They’re just like us.

These two are obviously still at it.

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Nicki wishes everyone would just shut up for one dang minute.

nicki minaj thanksgiving

Zayn’s all, “OK, kid, we get it.”

zayn thanksgiving

Cardi B makes a sick turkey.

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St. Vincent’s face hurts from smiling.

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Post Malone is not here for your sweet family photo.

post malone thanksgiving

Bruno Mars sneaks a swig of gravy to help deal.

bruno mars thanksgiving

If we can’t break them up in real life, we can at least have them fight at the dinner table.

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Sam Smith isn’t angry… he’s just disappointed.

sam smith thanksgiving

Pink. Is. Over. It.

pink thanksgiving

Migos came for the turkey, not to make friends.

migos thanksgiving

Ed Sheeran has had enough, Grandma.

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You’re giving DJ Khaled a headache.

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Happy Thanksgiving, one and all!

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